At Last...The World Has Another Chance
I'm talking about Jamie. Jamie's the reason for my rekindled hope. You don't know Jamie? No, not Carra. That Jamie.
Jamie Lynn Spears, ladies and gents. Take a moment and admire. Go on, I'll wait.
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Right, that's enough. Why am I gushing over Jamie? And why has it been such a bleeding long time since my last update? Well...I can't answer that one. But I cna answer the one about Jamie.
Of course you know her sister. Well, unless you've been down a Latvian coal mine for the last two decades. And then you won't know her. Which is tragic, because even Latvian coal miners should be able to bask in the glory that is Britney.
Gasp, I hear you say. Why would you Finno, lover of classic rock, profess such open admiration for the Britster? To be honest with ya...I don't really know. What am I saying. Of course I know. She's hot!
Ms. Spears, the woman who gave us that performance with the snake, the almost naked turn in Toxic, and various other displays that made the blood pump and certain anatomical parts of the body become stiffer than it usually was (ahem), wasted it all on a White Trash named Kevin Fuckerline.
What. A. Waste.
But you see, God is fair. Oh you might not think he is, but he actually is. If he isn't, please explain why the world has been given a second shot at nailing a Ms. Spears?
Jamie looks uncannily like her sister. Close enough for government work. In the dark anyway. Heh heh heh.
Ahem.
Before I get out of control, I think I've made my point. Even when a treasure has been so senselessly wasted on the underserving, another one comes along. Rejoice!
Finn Solomon 10:10 PM
PROFILE
Sulaiman Daud a.k.a. Finn Solomon a.k.a. Dark Solomon, emo boy.
Liverpool FC die-hard. Rafael Benitez is my master.
Arts Student of Tampines College
Fortunate member of the best academic class in Singapore- 06A05
Reporter for the TODAY Newspaper
Fairly liberal Muslim
Technophobe
Quite possibly the biggest Stephen King/Terry Pratchett fanatic in the world
Lover of classic rock- The Beatles, Guns N' Roses, The Who, Led Zeppelin and AC/DCtag
Gemini- This might explain the days when I am insufferably moody. And also the days when I am wildly optimistic.
Dragon- The Chinese Zodiac is intriguingly accurate in its assessment of my character.
Shares a special bond with a special girl from Texas, an amazing woman in Madrid, the erudite psycho of Tampines, an amusing Egyptian and the classy rock lady in Canada, a great friend from the Phillipines, a lovely lass from Venezuela, another one in Sheffield, and the coolest of dudes from Miami, Minnesota and London.
If for some reason any of you are reading this, you know who you are. Thanks.
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